So this weekend is gonna be amazing!

Yesterday was my birthday..

On Wed my friend and I went to grab some drinks. I was knockin' these bitches back hard! lol we started with tequila shots.. then did a couple of sessions of 4 shots SoCo & Lime back to back.. I had like a min. of 16 shots of SoCo & Lime. 2 Vodka tonics that he helped me finish cause it tasted like shitty ass stale ass water! lol I was workin' on an empty stomach so after the Vodka tonics.. man, I was feelin' it good. haha. I told him that was my limit, since.. I have to drive. I got up to use the restroom and that shit hit me in the face. I was drunk.. hahah. I was straight though.. nothin' comin' back up. He ordered two more SoCo & Lime [one for each of us] and said that my friends suck because midnight is my birthday and they still haven't called me or was with me already.. so midnight was when we were going to take our final shots. I took it back.. and it was a done deal. I was over my limit. My tongue started swelling.. i tried to look at my phone to keep my mind off it.. i spit up a little on my phone.. i was like FUCK! turned around into the trash can behind me and threw up once. He apologized to the girl next to me and said it's my birthday.. she understood. haah. I got into my car.. attempting to drive to babes' house.. He wanted to pick me up but I couldn't leave my car.. I had to pick up my friend at the airport in the morning.. So I begged him to stay on the phone with me cause I was scared to be on the freeway drunk .. He reluctantly agreed but still tried to push to pick me up.. I pulled over beforehand.. and threw up everything. MAN.. I WAS FUCKING WASTED. hahaha. I was like, "hold on hold on.." *blahhhhh* he was so worried. I kept apologizing. He met me outside took me out the car and put my car in his driveway.. I could bearly stand in his front yard! LOL. he got me into his room, sat me down, stripped me, put his shirt off his back on me and tried to put me to bed. He says I wouldn't stop moving.. haha. I was so sick. he emptied out his trash can and put in a bad and was like, "there's the trashcan right next to the bed.. if you feel sick.. just roll over." I wasn't waiting.. I wanted to throw up.. so I just had my head over the bag and was dry heaving and burping.. he told me I wasn't going to throw up cause there's nothing left.. he held my hair like my head was chopped off cause I couldn't keep it over the trashcan.. I was putting my head inside it. LOL!! He was kind enough to try and watch after me til I fell asleep.. but I was being a little kid and told him to eat. all I know is after I said that.. I don't remember anything. I don't remember him leaving, me falling asleep, apparently I threw up cause there was some shit in the bag, and he said it was cute that I was burping in my sleep when he came in to lay with me. hahahahahahaah. man, fucked up. I woke up STILL drunk and headed to the airport. picked up my friend Leslie and headed to grab some grub! he surprised me when he told the waiter for my bday.. they had it over the intercom.. I felt so embarrassed! lol afterwards headed back to the crib to start some drinking. My little cousin made me a cake. super sweet! We all took a nap to get ready for the night. Straight bar hoppin'. I have pictures.. oh! and I did a new smokey eye.. I'll deff post pictures cause I finally took some! fuckin' right! haha. Everyone was drunk last night aside from me cause my throat hurt so bad from throwing up so much.. I couldn't smoke.. I bearly drank.. but tonight.. tonight shall be different.

Ranze is coming into town. x3 His birthday was the 3rd and mine is on the 17th. We're doing a Mai/Ranze Collabo. Two heavy drinkers bar hoppin' around the beaches. HA! This is gonna be good, We're straight RAGING! :D

This is just the start.. I'll post pictures in the end. :)

xo

Mai

nom nom nom. ;]]

hahaha. that's been like my favorite thing to say lately.

I know I haven't been blogging much.. or well.. at all ever since I started this thing.. and honestly I'm sorry for those who read it cause I'm a slacker. Honestly though, I don't feel like there's much to blog about. It's usually just a routine for me. I haven't bought make up in ages.. I'm trying to save up a little sumin' sumin. hah. anyway.. what's been up with me .. hrrm..

I just came back from California/Vegas this past Monday [9/7/09] It was amazing. I loveeed it even though I mostly just ate. I went to the San Gabriel Superstore and ran into some Shisem/Darkness lashes that everyone talks about in their blogs.. so I copped a few. I must say.. I likkeee!! lol My lashes are already long so I really don't do the falsies thing.. but I like them. lol.. So I just might wear 'em every now and then. I miss Cali already. The family, friends, and my old apartment. sadness.. I'll be back soon though. :)

On another note, my dad came back to the States after being in Iraq for like 2 years. My lip hurts like hell cause I had to take out my monroe so he doesn't see it and put it back in after a couple hours and that shit was sooo tight.. it hurt so bad!!! still does! AAANNNDDD my bestie RANZE is coming in this weekend yayyy!! thheen.. a good friend of mine Leslie is coming in Wed. for my bday on Thurs. this September is gonna be buussssyyy.. haha. but yeah.. that's pretty much my shit in a nutshell.. I'll come back and update once I find something to update on.

oh! btw. Linda! I didn't forget you, She tagged me. I'll have to do it next time cause my manager will be here in about 5 minutes. haha. soo.. until next time.

xo

Mai

Man, I suck at blogging.

I always wanted to keep up with this.. but it's so hard to. I haven't had internet connection in my apartment in like a month or so.. and honestly I've bearly been home. I keep up with everything over my phone. LOL but the blogger application on the g1 sucks so far.. soo yeah.. plus I don't do my make up that often anymore.. and when I do, it's the same shit. I'm pretty sure you guys don't want repeats, no fun in that. Since I held out on Blogging for the longest fuckin' time.. I have a couple of things..

I made my first order for Avon stuff.. I have a sample of their mineral lip thingy.. I'll have to post a swatch and a review on it cause I'm liking it so far! I tested out some different color combonations.. I'll have to post those either at my cousin's house or.. i don't fuckin' know. haha. I'm actually at work now and wanted to post some shit off my facebook mobile uploads! :D lol

I was scrummaging through my grandma's photo albums looking for pictures for my little cousin's, Stephanie, debutante in Nov. Shit is gonna be crazy! but yeah I found some pictures of me when I was a youngin' awwww.. I think I look the same.. but definitely super cute back then. hahah. my chubby ass. :P

Anyway aside from that.. I'm planning on doing alot of travelling by the end of the year. July 31 - August 2 San Francisco, August 2 -3 Tallahassee, September 2 - 7 Vegas/LA, then Tallahassee, Washington State or Hawaii, and New York by december.

Soooo.. Let me tell you about this SF trip.
[I FUCKING HATE ATLANTA AIRPORT & AIRTRAN]

I get dropped off at the JAX airport and say goodbye at the security check in. I get through everything with a breeze. I was straight bummin' with my gladiator shoes, short shorts, and chargers tee. We get on the plane for my layover in Atlanta. Well, the fucking pilot didn't leave for another 20 minutes cause it was fuckin' DRIZZLING. wtf?! I get stuck to the most annoying 7th grader in the world who wants to tell me his life story when I'm tryin' to catch some zZz's. He wasn't even that big of a deal.. what set me off was : we arrive in Atlanta at 9:22pm, sat in the plane for another 10 or so minutes and I have to catch my flight to SF by 10:10pm. I don't get off the plane until 9:45pm and I'm in Concourse C when I need to be in Concourse D. So I run my fat ass in my Jesus shoes to gate D2. when I was pretty much infront of the gate, an announcement comes on, "Flight 45 to San Francisco is finalizing boarding in gate C21." I'm like oh hell fuckin' no.! So I ask an attendant to call them to hold the plane cause mine arrived late. He says, "oh shit, they're boarding.. i'll call.. go go go!" So here I am again.. running. I don't run.. 1. I'm fat 2. I got a broke knee 3. I got a broke ankle. I get there at 10:00pm on the dot, doors are closed. I ask the attendant if the plane left. She says that it already departed. I said, "how the fuck is it departed when it's 10:00 and the flight isn't supposed to be until 10:10?!" she says to me, "If you listen to the announcement ma'am, there were changes made to that flight." I said, "well my fuckin' flight arrived late and I had to run to D to fuckin' find out that it changed!" She said, "well take it up with customer service." NOW i'm in line.. waiting.. for an hour and fuckin' 15 minutes! The guy behind me was pissed also cause the flight left him also.. I get to the customer service lady and I try to keep my composure. Man, I flipped the fuck out. Every other word was either Fuck or Shit. haha. She told me she can get me on the next flight to SF at 9:59pm on SUNDAY NIGHT. wtf!? hell no! I was supposed to leave SF at 9:59 Sunday. So I told her to redirect my flight back to Jacksonville. She said that isn't til 1:37 pm Sunday afternoon. I was like okay.. well put me in a room then.. cause I'm not sleeping here. She said she can't because it was MY FAULT that i missed the flight. I TRIPPED OUT. Cussing this bitch straight out. She told me, "Ma'am if you don't calm down, I'm going to be forced to call security on you." I was in her face, "well fuckin' call them then cause I'm obviously not going anywhere anything soon!" I called my brother to drive to Atlanta to pick me up. He said okay then ended up refusing.. what an asshole right? So I was trying to call people to talk to cause I'm crying like a little bitch . I called my best friend Ranze and he didn't answer at first and ended up calling me back. I was crying and the first thing that comes out his mouth is, "Oh my goodness, how's san fran?! are you having fun?" I busted out crying harder, "I'm stuck in Atlanta." this fool starts laughing at me cause he's blazed and he's the fucking sweetest person ever. He dropped everything and came and picked me up in Atlanta. that's a 5hour drive from Tallahassee!! God, I love my Ranze pants! So my moms and brother picked me up from there and took me home. but oh my goshness.. FUCK ATLANTA AIRPORT. I'm NEVER going to go there again! and I'm NEVER flying AirTran ever again! gaahh!! They refuse to give me a refund and shhittt. fuck it. Okay I'm done, I had to vent that.

Well since I'm at work I'll have to finish this later with better pictures hopefully! :)

yaayy.

[i dunno a good title?] LOL

Thank you Stephanie for putting the pictures up! I didn't think I would have been able to cause my internet connection at my crib disappeared! how whack! She was kind enough to hack in here for me and put them up! how sweet! :P

Yeah, My cousin and I went to the.. not-so-great-mall Wednesday.. which.. we will NEVER go to again.. well.. unless I need something cheap LOL!!

Well I've been working on a photo tutorial. Since I've never done one before, sorry if it's crappy. I tried. I had to re-do this freaking three times before I got it done right. The first time I didn't get to finish cause I was doing it at work since it was slow and of course, since I started to do that people came in and here I am make up half done and wow. haha. I finished in the car.. but I forgot to take pictures. :P then the second time.. I was about to upload them and they were freaking blurry.. so I did this when I woke up hence the no foundation face. :P So don't mind that! :]

MAC Sketch & Falling Star Tutorial. ;]]

1. Do eyebrows & Apply primer

I used Anastasia Brow Powder & Smashbox Photofinish Lid Primer

2. Apply Sketch all over lid and slightly over the crease..

Like this...

3. Use Falling star on the top of Sketch

4. I used MAC's Arena ontop of Falling star and Blend Blend Blend!

5. I highlighted with MAC's Ricepaper, Lined, and Mascara.

Then Ta da!

You can apply more Sketch to the lid if you want it darker.

I usually use this with turqouise contacts and a green shirt. ;]

Anywhoo.. Aside from that.. I've just been spending alot of time with my little cousin.. We brought her brother to swimming practice this day.. and realized that it wasn't the smartest idear to have a laptop near a pool so we just kicked it. ;]

Operation Quit Smoking: FAIL

BUT I smoke about 1 - 2 a day now. ;]]] accomplishment!

We hit up Ponte Vedra Beach yet again.. I'm.. different.. hahah

This shit.. is the shit! So yummmy!

My Favorite brown folk. :P LMAO!!

Stephanie, "Really now!?! why don't you just call me black.?!.. you know what.. nevermind.. don't" LOL!!

I like this picture. ;]

Yeah.. we're weird.

I am atleast.

uh huh..

I've got a shell on my nose!

I tried something out of the box.. I haven't really used bright colors on my eyes lately.

MAC Steelblue pigment = my new favorite pigment..

So that day.. I had a friend call me and tell me he's stranded on the other side of town [45 minutes away] So I decide that I'll help him out cause he was there for me whenever I really needed him.. Always willing to put out a helping hand.. so on the way to help a stranded friend.. there was a piece of a sign in the road and I didn't see it.. honestly, I was straight jammin' out but there was nothing in the road that I saw atleast.. well I hit it and BOOM! MY FUCKING TIRE BLEW! .. in a not so safe part of town.. fun eh? irony of it.. I ENDED UP BEING STRANDED AS I WAS HELPING A FRIEND THAT WAS STRANDED!!

THE FUCKING DAMAGE.

We went drinking on Friday to relieve some stress off the week!

Aaron & I

Scott & I

Ralph & I

Take 1

Take 2

Take 3

He was finally happy with this one.

Eric & I

I don't remember what I was looking at..

but mo'fuckin' $5 Long Island Pitchers, Adios pitchers, Margaritas.. etc.. $5 FUCKIN' BUCKS!

My punkin butt.. aww.

Another drunken night at my crib this time.

Tomas & I

I did my little cousin's make up for her senor pictures..

prettttyyyy.

Startin' the week off right..

FUCKIN' MARDI GRAS PUNCH = LOVE

I bought a new dress.. I didn't know it was soo short.

So I turned it into my new shirt. hahah.

Sportin' the new "shirt" with my new shoes from bakers.

<3

Yay the end.!

Sorry there's always soo many fuckin' pictures whenever I do post.. it's just that I don't post that often so I have alot to do so. ahha. So I'm sorry ladies if your computer run slow because of that. but annyyywwaayy I'm honestly trying to post more.. I just slack off alot. haha.

Another time again.

x3

Mai

HACKED by Stephanie Marie

Hey everyoneee, I'm Mai's cousinnn Stephanie and I decided to hack her blogger and put some pictures we took today at this professional photography place called Best Image. I have no idea what I'm doing on here but I really wanted to see what this blogger thing was about. Mai did an awesome job on her make up along with mine as you can tell. We had heads turning every left and right haha. Today was a total adventure at this mall we never really go to... only reason we were there was because of this photoography place and it was an expereince we definately won't forget. Well that's all I can write for now without ranting on... soooo I hope you like the pictures that were taken of us!!! Later loves.

Cousins <3

Mai said earlier:

"I'ma be strippin on that pole and Steph you have an ASS"

I look muscular in this picture because of the pose the photographer made me do.

Mai's face looks black (:

My favorite picture of us.

I can see why people always confuse us as sisters.

blogging from the g1.

damn this thing kinda sucks.. wont let me upload the photos. ill find some way tonight! frick!

stupid computer face.

I've been wanting to finally post this fucking photo tutorial.. and now my internet gives out. WTF?! I think I'm going to invest in that freaking Tmobile Webstick. So I can be connected instead of comcast being a stupid face. gAh! I'll post again later at my cousin's house probably.

Anywhoo, I hope you ladies had a wonderful weekend! Mine was very very chill. I was actually sober this weekend. wOo! and I think I've almost beat smoking! I can go about 2 - 3 days without a cigarette before startin' to feen for one. I've decided that I want to better myself. Hence the quit smoking [it's also a teeth thing, i dunno?] and I'm taking vitamins now for the day and hittin' up the gym.. eventually I'ma be sexxxay. hahah. I'll get there.! I'm just tryin to get in fit for Vegas! :D I'd try to get something right for SF but that's in like 2 weeks and I'm not going to have shit done right by then. hahah.

SoOo. I have to vent this out.. I'm completely over dude but I just gotta let this out.

I'm so glad I broke it off with him. Jesus! His ex-girlfriend or possibly current girlfriend, got at me through AIM the other day. She pretty much wanted to tell me that I had something going on with dude and that she wishes us the best. I told her hold the fuck on, I broke up with him because his shady ass was cheatin'. [we got back together for a minute to find out that hella females be blowin' up his shit at 1:30 - 3am] So she tells me that he says that him and I were never in a relationship and that I was blowing up his phone. Apparently she saw text messages on his phone from me and etc. Ain't that some bullshit. So come to find... he's been cheating on me the whole fuckin' time with her.. and cheated on both of us with 5+ females. So much for living with the fool and shit. I give him props though, he played me good. Thing is that fool ain't all that for all us bitches to be sweatin'. I knew from the jump that he wasn't the prettiest fucking thing on the planet.. but we shared alot in common, his demeanor is what caught me. I learned my lesson. To be honest, I kind of think that I wasn't IN LOVE with him.. that I did LOVE him but not in that "soulmate" type way. Everytime I've been told that someone loves me [a significant other] or that if I say it back, I get those butterflies in my stomach and that's how I felt they/I meant it. With the relationship with David, it was never there. I think it's going to be a long while til I get into another serious relationship like that. I was a damn good girlfriend, A DAMN GOOD ONE. He didn't show me much how he cared, but I, I did. He came home to hot meals cause I had to time them correctly of when he came home. He got the good good [ya dig?]. massages, I cleaned, laundry.. Shit, straight housewife shit. Then he got me on that bullshit. haha I think I'm taking it so well cause everything I thought, was right. Eh it's whatever. you live and you learn. but yes, I had to get that off my chest.

Anyway.. This is long and pointless.. it just feels so good to get to a computer again. haha. I'll be posting pictures of my tutorial tonight at my cousin's crib..

Have a great week ladies.. and gents!

x3 Mai